Bye.

It's been a pleasure using this blog for 2 years, but its time to move on. My visitors increasing numbers has prompt me to use a better blogger client. The cbox here will be deleted, don't wanna waste time talking to someone who cannot focus on a topic of conversation. I have to thanks you, you have made me love blogging even more, cheers to the years ahead, may you spend your time more wisely and blog instead of spam. this is goodbye. fyi, this is a typed down message, if you have problems reading it, its not my problem.

bye.

Onward & Persevere.

As I have graduated from School, so has my blog, check out my new blog of manhood, same posts, but awesome-er layout.
Ask Me for the new address.

So guys, if you want, start to relink me, and D-man, your welcome to the new blog. Haven't seen you in days...

Well, this is Kenn saying:Catch you in the 2nd space puberty.

The Mosquito.

I'm gonna post a post I'm not meant to post cuz that box over there to my left is getting out of hand. Before I get to the point, let me get off topic by talking about my day.

I went to Bio Remedial for the first time after weeks of absence. My reason?? I said " I just realized that I'm taking Bio for O's." And I saw Miss Wong smile, followed by the start of the lesson. It was much more productive that I thought, didn't regret going:) 6pm to 9pm.

One of the topics we had gone through was Ecology. Which got me interested. Hm... Let me give you a snippet of what I learnt, lets see... What animal shall I talk about?? Ah yes... The Mosquito. Let me explain in reference to people.

The Mosquito

There are 4 stages a Mosquito must go through before dying.

1) Larvae

A Mosquito starts its life as a larvae. A more local term would be the "Wriggler". Wrigglers are born without ever meeting their parents. Hence, for some strange reason, they would normally live out their whole lives looking for milk, oblivious to the fact that their just mere insects. A modern name for wrigglers would be "Small Fry."

2) Pupa

After days of wriggling on a fixed location for milk, a wriggler gets tired and goes through 4 stages, a process where they metamorphose into Pupae. After each stage, they shed away their exoskeleton to allow further growth. We normally call this "pushing your luck." The Pupa however, is not aware of how useless it is, hence, it decides to waste space for an approximated week.

3)Imago(Adult)

When the time comes, the Pupa would be pried open and a new form of social parasite would be formed. We call it "Flamer".

Normally, an Imago would spend days finding their host. When they have finally found their bag of awesome red, they would suck it like a kindergardener with a lollipop. If the Mosquito successfully hides its location, it would get more daring in areas to suck. The sad thing is,unlike the Pupa, this fiend knows what its doing.

Many of us always have this misconception that all kinds of Mosquitoes suck blood.You know?? The vampire has to be a bad GUY...Well, the truth is, only Female Mosquitoes suck blood. Yup, whatever balls Flamers have, its probably on their chest.

4)Splat

Once the Mosquito has had its fun, it ventures off and looks for a new host. However, by this time, It would have gotten so obscenely FAT that it is visible to everyone. Evidence of the siphon of red awesome-ness is all over the parasite. It has given itself away with the stains and its life would have to end with a graceful "splat". In modern terms, we call it "SPLAT".

Some people have the mindset " Its just a fly, just splat it and move on..." THAT is an incorrect mindset. See it this way guys, this Mosquito has been with you thick and thin.(making you from thick to thin). A simple squeeze like that wouldn't be fun at all!!! Popping off their oversized abdomens... Get as many friends as you can to join in this blood rain massacre, fun for everyone!!!

I guess thats roughly what I learnt, I hope it was an interesting read for everyone.

Well, this is Kenn saying: Flea, Fly, Mosquito!!!

Look Alive!!!

Tomorrow is the Day man, the first ever real paper of the (so real it hurts like a brick) O's. ENGLISH!!!

Yeah, this is really really my last post until its over:) Initially I wanted to leave the "Hands" post as my last post but, well tomorrow is English and I figured that if I can't get myself to sleep now, so heres a little Chemistry for us all.

Element

- Primary constitutes of matter and cannot be broken down into simpler substances.

Compound

-Substance formed from 2 or more elements chemically united in fixed positions.

Mixtures

-The product of the random distribution of one substance through another without any chemical reaction.

Now, I used to hate Chemistry, and I had my reasons, name one, I never studied it. But, I've started to pick up an interest in it, ever since I had an awesome tuition teacher who teaches Chemistry in another school. I've come to realize that Chemistry has a lot to do with our mundane lives:) Say, in social groups, friends, homies etc...

Not convinced?? Heres something to chew on why I enlighten you with my Prodigeniusness.

Element

-People who are still in touch with their core values and character, these guys are the real-est people around, be it a douche or a total nerd, these guys stick to who they are unless there is a "reaction". (Precisely why I'm a group 0 element.)

Compound

-In Modern terms, we call it "Cliques". Basically, to simplify things, when a group of elements (people) start to realize that staying together may give each other a win-win situation, a reaction happens. These people start to hang out and form a compound together.

I've always loved the Ionic Compounds, cuz they, in general have strong electrostatic bonds between particles,they can take the HEAT!!! very loyal, very awesome...

I, however, am not too fond of Covalent Compounds. Only formed due to each others weakness, these group of people have to depend on each other ALL THE TIME to stay awesome. Insecure and they have got a weak electrostatic bond between particles, therefore, these people have frequent nervous breakdowns & fights within the clique.

Mixture

-These are a group of people who definitely do not belong together. I mean just look at the air, Oxygen is so awesome, but we got Carbon Dioxide to ruin the picture for us. Same thing, there can be a group of NSKs together, and suddenly You find a rich dude amongst them who owns an iTouch??!! Or, You may find a group of Mats partying in December, while suddenly one Mat says " YAY, I got 10 points for O's!!!" And then the crowd goes silent and stares at him for being the odd one out. Now, THATS a mixture. Groups of people who just don't belong together.

Its sad sometimes, I remember I was from one in early Sec 1, so as the times go by, I've reacted, and I'm with such an awesome group of friends. You know your with the right group of friends when you progress upwards in life, same with my God, I know I've picked the right One:) One who will watch over me throughout the O's, have you made the right decisions in your friends??

I've prayed, there's nothing to be afraid tomorrow, I can do it:)

Well, this is Kenn saying: Make the Change.

Everything is in Good Hands.

Its about 1am in the morn, and my awesomely huge hands are telling me to type out a post that has no link or whatsoever to the current season of O's. Well... Hands, do your thing, I'm gonna go sleep.(*Falls asleep in front of MacBook, while Hands continue typing.)

Ok, since Master is asleep, we can finally tell you how truly awesome it is to be attached to this dude:)

We have had some great times with Master, and complementary to Master's recent blogging style, we are going to make a list of thing we love about Master:)

-He likes snapping he's fingers, it tickles!!!

-He likes wearing a watch , but We call it a belt.

-He so good looking, I love it when He uses Us to wash He's face, know that we are not gay, cuz hands can't be gay.

-He makes us molest each other unwillingly when he washes he's hands... WE LOVE IT!!!

-We LOVE it when he worships, cuz we are lifted up, and its so cooling, SHIOK AH!!!

Yup, Master sure is a swell guy. Being part of him for so long, You might ask, what is so interesting about Master?? Well, for one, he is the creator of the word "Prodigenius" , making him the first prodigenius in the face of this earth. Sometimes, we just don't understand whats on He's mind!!! He calls the left hand "Righty" and calls the right hand "Lefty"??!! Yeah, since we already started on this, we shall list down a number of incidents where Master failed to lend us a helping hand...(Pun is somewhat intended.)

-We hate it when He scratches he's butt, I mean, why can't butt do it herself (Yeah, You wonder why Butt is female hehe...)

Butt: "Oi, YOU guys are the ones with the fingers... I only got dingleberries..."

-We hate it when He plays the Guitar!!! I mean Righty's(Left Hand) fingers keep peeling because of that, Righty says it hurts like a crazy rabbit biting your hand!!!

-We hate it when He plays Drums, cuz our tummies keep getting pressed on the drum sticks over and over agian. After He finishes Jamming, we smell like burnt ass crack... (Butt: HEY!!!)

-We hate it when He scratches the back of He's head, cuz thats when He is lying to He's parent!!!

-We hate it when He boasts about He's 3rd hand, I mean, He only has 2 of us... it can't... OHHH!!! We get it hehehe, Master is naughty!!!

-We hate it when He uses us to rub He's feet, its really smelly, REALLY...

-We hate it when He air drums!!! We get SOOOOO dizzy...

But, overall, He's a really awesome guy, You don't call Him a Prodigenius for nothing, no?? There are things Master and us love doing together, like, punching LJ when he gets too irritating, ooohh, felt soo good!!!

You know, Emily Krimbrough once said : Remember, We all stumble, every one of us. Thats why its a comfort to go hand in hand.

We have absolutely NO idea what it means, but it has the words hands, so yeah... We mean, COME ON, We are not the ones with the Brains, Brains is the snobby one, keeping all the nerves to himself...

Brain : "Say that again and I will disconnect myself from the Brainstem, I would like to see how pathetic your are then... Hmph!!!"

Umm... Ok, so as You can see, We are not exactly well liked by most of the organs here, especially the Kidney Twins...

Kidney Twins: "You don't wanna start with Us again... GRRRR."

Yeah, but, I guess You had a nice tour around the body?? Until next time:) Now to Wake Master up and show Him how what great jobs we did!!!

(*Slaps Kenn and Kenn stopped he's drooling and woke up)

Huh, what did I miss??!!

Oh, it seems that I fell asleep again, another useless post... tsk

Well, this is Kenn saying: I should stay awake while typing:)

I've had my "Vitamin C"

Well, today was Graduation Day. Like Wayne said, I would definitely feel a something haha...

But just to clarify, I did NOT cry haha.

Gosh... This post is kinda meaningless huh... I mean, well, when You graduate, you just gotta post something about graduating. Trust me, the pressure to do so is great...(Precisely why I just listened to Under Pressure right before posting.)

Won't be missing much of Sam , Happy Birthday btw (said this like how many times) and Yong Ru haha... Cuz we were like...

"Hey!!! I'm so gonna miss you!!!"

"Yeah, Me too!!!"

"Yeah...Um...See you in TP..."

"Yeah...ok."

Yup, its something like that so yeah... remnants of a clique huh??

Well, so there are 3 Phases of what a typical OPSS student would do on his/her Graduation Day.

1) Saying nicer things to their former enemies

2)Listen to Vitamin C - "Graduation" being played in School.

3)Blog all about how they are going to miss school and friends and all that good stuff...

So...

-I can say that I went through most of each point?? I didn't say much, so I guess I said nicer things?? haha...

-And I was waiting for the Graduation Song to come out... Thought it would never come out but it did at the end. "As we go on....blablabla..."

-I am blogging, so I guess it counts?? but I not gonna touch much about missing everyone, cuz I'm starting to think about it right now and and and...

FINE!!! I'M GONNA WRITE ON HOW I MISS OPSS!!! (I will make it short)

-I will miss NPCC

-I will miss Guitar Ensemble

-I will miss the Teachers

-I will miss the friends, the clique

-I will miss climbing on top of the brick wall in the fitness corner(includes the tall one)

-I will miss the crappy food in the canteen

-I will miss all the trouble I get myself into(find me for the details)

-I will miss the NSKs HAHAHA

Now for the things I won't miss.

-I will NOT miss Sam and Yong Ru MUAHAHAHA(See you guys in TP)

-I will NOT miss my lower sec high pants and dopey hair

-I will NOT miss the fact that my face only appeared in the yearbook only twice!!!

-I will NOT miss... Ok, Can't thing of any more reason, so thats it.

Yup, so I guess this is IT. so 4S3... Bye.

Well, this is Kenn saying: VITAMIN C!!!

Endangered Species.

Today, I've seen some rather rare specimens:). Let me just list down a few...

Specimen no. :

1) A Sabotaged Meal in Buddy Hoaggies.

*Ingredients

-Golden Fried Chicken Set Lunch

-LJ calling me to go to the toilet with him

-Kevin using this opportunity to pour salt and pepper into my Chicken, flipping it the other side so I wouldn't notice, and putting salt in my tea

-Tasting the sabotage and wondering why I was perspiring while eating the Chicken

-Staring at LJ saying "You planned this all out didn't you..."

2)Crappy O' Level Paper themes for 2009

*Ingredients

-Some British guy setting the paper who happened to feel a little more gay than usual

-He recently broke up with he's asian boyfriend and wanted to set the hardest topics for art as revenge

-Me receiving my paper and thinking "DANG!!! 2/3 of my work can't be used..."

3)Kenn's PA. (itouch)

*Ingredients

-Scraps of Metal

-120kilojoules of awesome energy

-um... seriously, thats all its made of...

4)This Saturday's Youth-A-Thon

*Ingredients

-Youth

-Fun

-Alot of secondary 2 students who have probably finished their exams... haha

-You

5)Smart Indian

*Ingredients

-Study

-Deserting your birthright and accent(Both equally as important)

-Becoming a professional Copywriter

-Giving me quality advice on Advertising as a Career

Well, this is Kenn saying: There are many weird specimens in the world, for anything else, there's God:)